…but I think…

I want a fucking look-a-like.

This facebook trend has actually been plaguing me, because there isn’t like a clear answer for me. (I realize there probably isn’t a clear answer for most people, but I want one)

I’m thinking over some of my friends right now and I get a weird variety, from a white 50 cent, to Daniel Craig (of the newest James Bond films), or from Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny , to Kristen Bell.

Or maybe just a random, remember this guy who looked like Mills?

Some of my friends actually look like these people, but when I tried to find one and when I asked people I got a lot of “ummmms”.

I have gotten, however, about 5 actual names.

In order of most flattering to least:

Giovanni Ribisi

Emile Hirsch

Jesse Lacey, clearly this applies to face only, ..since I don’t really like bananas.

Derek from Sum 41. (fuck)

This guy.

So basically I have a general droopy eyed, baby face theme going from these guys.

I put this picture:

Into thiscelebrity facial recognizer and it told me I look like:

I don’t really know which one looks more like me, or rather which I look the most like. I guess this is actually a pretty solid base of faces to work with though.

Using some pretty high tech programs that I downloaded and digital rendering methods that I really don’t have the time to get into, I came up with this mix up which you should recognize:

Stunning.

I would make a little poll thing for people to vote, but that’s border-line dumb and too much work so please tell me, which would work as my facebook picture.